the doo doo song - sleazy z
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Very Soon!

Ok I know this is pushing things a little but according to the long-tail and Web 4.0 philosophies, I'm supposed to have one of these so here is my starving artist donation section. A buck would be kool and for that I figured I'd fork over a little sleazy artwork. A sketch spreading trillions of graphite atoms across an organic base that emanated from the sleazy fingers. Yet somehow I could not land upon a title. At first glance this drawing might seem a little sad, look closer and you will find lots of happiness! Maybe, if you like this Sleazy-art-work, on my future BLOG there might be a place you could name it (outside of the obvious) and I'll post the best names on Facebook/twitter.

    

             A you name it art campaign....

Bet there's a video? Find out U Cheeky Mutton!

  Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after they got to know each other a bit, decided to get married. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was very handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely and attended by all manner of push brooms and dust mops.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and whispered to the groom broom, "We're soon going to have a little whisk broom!"

"Impossible!" said the groom broom, indignantly. "We haven't even swept together yet!!!"

DON’T EXPECT A SPELL CHECKER TO FIX A BRAIN FART....

Keep going U freak!

Never marry a women that

possesses the capability of kicking your BUTT....

A  Kiss Brought To Wisdom

 

Sweet elicit empathy

touch as gambits chime

helpless contagions antipathy

shades a life in scrutiny time

 

To love someone

calm casual without decay

order forms from chaos they say

sunning warmth along windless days

 

lips of magnets cast in fun

sanctity on each moments pixie

counting down tow points of one

breath to breathing past sixty

 

Eyes to vision anything

calm casual without decay

defined execute of planned ways

deserves of mind each peaceful day

 

colors smoothing evening ties

one wish on two little nestles

hunger through eye lines try

silent memories lost and fickle

 

To balance emotions somewhere

on scales of matter through time

erupting vengeance verse blissful rhyme

each kiss is a bell to chime!

This one costs 45 bucks to make