Honking way to hard!
Kicked in the....
Scotty not yet!!
- A Modern Jazz Ballet
A mix Fine Tuned For Headphones!
Some kids just never....
Care to dance?
Hey my grandma eats Metallica sandwiches at every meal!
OK everyone needs to express themselves ever now and then. It's good for the soul. Keeps the world going round. Helps line up some stars, puts a smile or two on a face or two....
Due to the popularity and social acceptance of TATTOOS I thought I'd offer up these photo/captions as a alternative for your artsy ink. Take a close-up with your smart phone and take it to your local parlor.
Hey! Imagine the surprise when upon exploring the curves of new territory one were to come across one of these puppies sprawled out on the bliss of the moment eh!
Gross is Good!
Hey if you like this website send it to a Friend! Do it! You Proboscis Varmint...
Don't let your mouth get your BUTT in trouble...
So the first thing this hat does is zap your upper body strength & stick-it in your legs. Then they put me into SLITHERING ! Later on I figured out why, they were Dogger Fans!
IN ANTICIPATION OF SPRING
I’M TIRED THESE MORBID BROWNS
SCATTERED LIFE RAYS SELDOM SEEN
TURN SMILES EQUAL TO FROWNS
CRYSTALLINE SHIVERS MORNINGS BEAM
MOODS SEEP MOODS LIKE MANY
STRIKE LIKE BEES RAPED IN GREY
CASTING DOUBT WITH OLD MAN ENVY
LIKE HUNTERS TURNED INTO PREY
WHAT OF FLOWERS BY MY MEMORY
CLOUDED IN A FEVOR CABIN TEA
SWAYING WITH A PHOTON MYSTERY
ONLY TO VANISH TO BANISH ME
AND WHAT OF THE ROBIN
DID THE WIND NOT FLIP-UP HISS CRY
little FROZEN LEGS ACHED FROM HOPIN
big ETERNAL HOPES PUFFING TO TRY
BUT ALAS THE BUDS OF NATURE YAWN
COLORS WARM PAINT THE HUNTERS DAY
RECORD AGAIN THE ROBINS SINGING DAWN
FRESH FOR LOVE UNDER A STARS SWAY
Hey have you checked out mu store yet?